December 2011
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applying to a college summer program is fucking stressful
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Dec 29th
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When you’re about to get out the car, but your favorite song comes on
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1 tag
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Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read it
Dec 28th
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3 tags
Dec 28th
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Don't drink and drive on New Years!
NO excuses, folks. Don’t drink and drive - and don’t ride with anybody who does. AAA offers Tipsy Tow and you don’t have to be a member. From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE: 1-800-222-4357. Don’t put yourself and others at risk.
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